The Minnesota Twins and their Hopeful Return to Winning with the Assistance of Minneapolis hookups
Although the Twins have made the postseason two of the last years, which is impressive considering who they face in the American League Central, there has been much trepidation concerning the current roster, and it may not be an overreaction. Minneapolis hookups confirm and believe that Justin Morneau, the Twin most valuable player, has never been right since that concussion injury back in 2010, the incident right before the playoffs when Justin went to steal second base and collided with the shortstop, suffering a major head blow. Fans are now reasonably concerned, since the pitching staff wasn't what it was since Johann Santana was dealing every fifth day; whenever Santana took the mound it was guaranteed win night over at the Metrodome. Now, the Twins are lucky to have two qulaity starts out of every five, and Joe Nathan is aging, unlike girls from the city's hookup agencies.
With the White Sox's Ozzie Guillen more furious and at edge than ever, the Twins are in tough to win the division, and the Kansas City Royals look to restore what they had when George Brett played, although they still have something special with hookups and hookup girls in Missouri. Zach Greinke is again a Cy Young candidate, something which the Twins have no chance of boasting, and it leaves fans in Minneapolis lamenting over the days of Brad Radke.
There are bright spots however, as Joe Mauer, while catching for the Twins, became the best hitting catcher of all-time, eclipsing the single season hitting numbers of players like Dawson, Mike Piazza, and Jason Kendall. Mauer was also featured in the commercial for Sony PlayStation’s “The Show”, which the leading Major League Baseball officially licensed video game. The two-time all star catching also appears to have a great sense of humour, as he is featured in a “Head and Shoulders” commercial, where he makes fun of a gargantuan football, not knowing that the behemoth is standing right behind him. All jokes aside, the Twins will likely have to win one female hookup, one pair of models, and one pair of strippers; and also one hundred games.
In this day in age, one hundred wins is the only way to ensure a playoff berth, and in the American League East that may not even apply due to the parity. Minneapolis independent hookups like to keep their own set of statistics and prognostications, and this year, they have the Twins finishing second in the division, despite the return of Morneau, and the much anticipated pairing of him and Joe Mauer, when they'll bat fourth and fifth in the lineup respectively for manager Ron Gardenhire.
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